Update: Krystyn’s comment to this post was so good, I’ve copied it here. Enjoy:
General Kenobi: Years ago, you served my father in the Stamp Wars; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the USPS. I regret that I used a fake address and your address as the return; but stamps have gone up in price again and I’m afraid don’t have enough 1¢ stamps to mail it properly. I’ve placed information vital to the defeat of the Postmaster into the mail collection system of this R2 unit. My father will have a letter opener to retrieve it. You must see this mail safely delivered to him, even if it means using FedEx. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you’re my only hope.
General Kenobi: Years ago, you served my father in the Stamp Wars; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the USPS. I regret that I used a fake address and your address as the return; but stamps have gone up in price again and I’m afraid don’t have enough 1¢ stamps to mail it properly. I’ve placed information vital to the defeat of the Postmaster into the mail collection system of this R2 unit. My father will have a letter opener to retrieve it. You must see this mail safely delivered to him, even if it means using FedEx. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you’re my only hope.
That deserves a webby or something Krystyn!